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Joyoda

by Kurtis Kanttila

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The Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me do it There was something going on, sparked by the song So, the Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't get me in the Cheesecake Factory, stealing the dense dessert Only I'm responsible for my international track record of corn heist No demon in my brain, no monster to blame for my thief of the state of Kansas No succubus lady, sent my chemistry crazy, making me crave bacon and eggie and I don't need Marisa Tomei To back me up when I make my case To the judges of the world When they gravefeld around my crime The Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me do it There was something going on, sparked by the song So, the Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me buy a CD, just for a handshake I was not Hellbent for a U-Haul to rent, to carry the burden of doing time As a wota, nice boat, how can I gloat when you don't know about PASSPO, or Pour Lui, the misbehaver starts brewing Get Phoenix Wright out of my sight, I don't need him I just want a briefcase, rose from the vase, and I'll say The Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me do it I was not led along with a staff three prong So, the Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me do it I was no moron, I knew it was wrong and the Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me do it The Devil didn't make me do it Any other day, I'd be seduced by her sway But the Devil didn't make me do it
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Get your engine clean, it's the Sunfire Rally Blue, red and green, it's gotta be seen Take a shitbox sedan, strap on a fart can Get your navigator, sooner than later There'll be carnage, the red barn is Going to go down in flames Rattle the cattle, get in the saddle Strattle the shifter paddle until 'till the final battle-babe! Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally Hit the gate at quarter to eight, don't hesitate Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally Make it to the Sunfire - Make it to the Sunfire Rally, tonight! The Sniffer is his name, he is insane Has a tambourine in place of a brain His lunch is saltines between sardines His Sunfire's equipped and ready to rip Binaural Bill is his greatest rival He'll do anything for his car's survival Divorced the wife and Moses'd the kids Spent eighty hours last night watching ASMR vids PPOMO, Latte Anything to save him from going crazy Shanny, Charlotte Whisper in my ear 'till the goosebumps appear and we're clear Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally Play my AC/DC mix, for an open chord fix Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally Pontiac, chicken wrap, 8-track, who's the Mack?
3.
Lovely Little Latvia You're a treasure none can hold Though you're not made of sand You still slip right through my hand Saw your milk cows running free To the pastures of the sky Making me a sheepdog When you do that smile sly Little Latvia - Little Latvia Baltic baby girl Little Latvia - Little Latvia Keep it all for me Your nightgown sewed with stiches gold Leaves little to imagine From a top your Spanish Castle You got me floating round and round A sight men would pay to see With their plastic ecstasy Good boys ready to give Three digits and expiry Tonight it's just you and me But this love is hardly free There's a hole in my soul you took Drifting far down your sea Little Latvia - Little Latvia Baltic baby girl Little Latvia - Little Latvia Keep it all for me Little Latvia - Little Latvia Baltic baby girl Little Latvia - Little Latvia Keep it all for me
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Oh now you've waited too long, and each day's harder to get along So you wonder when you're back, if it's possible to get on track Oh you think too far ahead and the day when you're dead You'll wonder why you never stopped To enjoy the time you got World End Mika can never drop Her body keeps moving but her brain won't stop World End Mika is down the line She can never just be here and fine Oh now you've gone along, but you've living this life wrong No don't wish for future days, wait and see how second plays Oh you think too far ahead and the day when you're dead You'll wonder why you never stopped To enjoy the time got World End Mika can never drop Her body keeps moving but her brain won't stop World End Mika is down the line She can never just be here and fine Mika, it's coming to the time When everything just falls in line The reminder of the flowered casket Everyday you must bask in it Run run run there's no time Run run run there's no time World End Mika can never drop Her body keeps moving but her brain won't stop World End Mika is down the line She can never just be here and fine World End Mika can never stop World End Mika can never stop World End Mika can never stop World End Mika!
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I swear to God I'm serious This ain't a Love Gun situation 'cuz I got no time for innuendo So won't you please believe me babe I can't explain how I got it You know every piece of tech is tapped and Obama'd throw me in prison But girl you know my mission I got something for you That you've always wanted to ride I'm gonna park it double wide Stop laughing, are you five? Take a ride inside My Oscar Mayer Wienermobile There's plenty room, no lie It's my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Yes my dream car's an '80 Z28 and driving land yachts is my personality trait But wait until you get a feel For my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile "Drive My Car" ain't about cars But this song is literal I got the keys so I'mma Hotdogger and drive I was pelted with mustard By some Albertan bastard and now I'm being chased by the law In beautiful Moose Jaw Skipper is on the wiener cycle and Snoopy's in the hot dog plane and we need a driver for the Wie-MW Is that you? Take a ride inside My Oscar Mayer Wienermobile There's plenty room, no lie It's my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile There's a bed, a toilet and even a stove and of course there's hotdogs coming out the nose Nobody can possible hate this thing It's the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Sir we have you surrounded Step outside the sandwich Oh my God, he just called it a sandwich That's a score for the team! I have to phone Skipper and tell him That he was wrong, wrong, wrong Before we rip through this tunnel and we're gone, gone, gone EAT THIS!
6.
Taco Time, Super Beef was on my mind The paradigm, shifted somewhere down the line Because the freaks, were out, in broad daylight I shrieked, and dropped, my sodie pop College cosplay meeting, Haruhi at the door greeting College cosplay meeting, at lunchtime Fairy Tail, tattoo on Erza's behind Without fail, Naruto fans cross the line and the Death Note, was sitting, on the table Jibun wo!, was playing, from C.C.'s cable College cosplay meeting, Sousuke Sagara greeting College cosplay meeting, at lunchtime College cosplay meeting, melon pan for the feeding College cosplay meeting, at Taco Time College cosplay meeting, Bleach fans got me retreating College cosplay meeting, at lunchtime Azusa, Tamaki, Black Rock Shooter Kumiko, Tamako, Kagami, Kyou Luffy, Piccolo, Ichigo, Natsu Amuro ~ Furimukanaide ~ Simon, Kamina, Yoko Usagi, Sakura, Riko and don't you dare forget Yoshiko
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Not Imprezed 04:40
You asked on Yahoo Answers Will chicks dig my WRX? Your blue bomber is an alarmer But it'll break just like a toy Tokyo Drift ruined our generation Need For Speed did us in I'll take classic over plastic So let the barrage begin In the Honda Civic 3 AM Gotta get the ketamine, eggs and ham Pick a lucky ticket in a quick minute These Subaru drivers won't get with it Revving on the redline going real fast RPM needle bursting from the dash They got Trap hi-hats from the stereo It ain't my music but uh Nice Impreza, but I'm unimpressed with you Yellow decals, rally blue Bug eyed baby with the biggest spoiler Everybody dies, the end The main point of it all Is to give up power to the masters, baby We're all ants, above a looming shovel Who cares, let's have some fun Green light flashed, the Subu passed Civic shifted first, and suddenly burst Yoda ass down on the highway pavement Jumped into a Camry to keep on racing Green man at the wheel, call it Joyoda Hit the gas, it's what I told you See those Impreza tail lights red and this is what I said Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed with you Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed in you Bug eyed baby with the biggest spoiler Everybody dies in the end Commercialism is always winning My brand versus your brand But we lose in the end Our only purpose is to spend spend spend! Biting Kit Kats give you the wrap Need a shot of gasoline to keep my mind clean Park your Impreza in a casket no less 'Cuz you know Joyoda is the best Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed with you Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed in you Bug eyed baby with the biggest spoiler Everybody dies in the end
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Hall Of Fame 02:59
Take me to the hall of fame Hang my Telecaster on the wall I could be the Rock 'n Roll 99 But you won't say that at all Artists like us don't do it for cash But if someone's paying I'm playing Music is a game of shit 'n run and if it don't flush then it's staying I'd make joyful Pop music, if I could But in the end all I know, is Rock 'n Roll So I grip my guitar pick As tight as Bon Scott's jeans I'm going to make a melody Easy as canned beans If a tree falls then it makes a sound But if no one's near to hear it Does it really even exist? Or is it just wasted spirit Why, do we try - If it's only for ourselves What you, don't understand - is the celebration of creation Hall, of fame - I'll make a spot for you and I, hope you will - Save a spot, a spot for me, for me, for me and my Rock 'n Roll

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23rd album by One Man Band Kanttila

All songs written/performed by Kanttila

Album Art by Bim

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released September 23, 2022

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Kurtis Kanttila

The Rock 'n Roll stylings of instinct.

Kurtis Kanttila is a guitarist, drummer, songwriter and singer from Northern Ontario who makes music to express his personality, longings and mundane fascinations.

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