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The Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me do it
There was something going on, sparked by the song
So, the Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't get me in the Cheesecake Factory, stealing the dense dessert
Only I'm responsible for my international track record of corn heist
No demon in my brain, no monster to blame for my thief of the state of Kansas
No succubus lady, sent my chemistry crazy, making me crave bacon and eggie
and I don't need Marisa Tomei
To back me up when I make my case
To the judges of the world
When they gravefeld around my crime
The Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me do it
There was something going on, sparked by the song
So, the Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me buy a CD, just for a handshake
I was not Hellbent for a U-Haul to rent, to carry the burden of doing time
As a wota, nice boat, how can I gloat when you don't know about
PASSPO, or Pour Lui, the misbehaver starts brewing
Get Phoenix Wright out of my sight, I don't need him
I just want a briefcase, rose from the vase, and I'll say
The Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me do it
I was not led along with a staff three prong
So, the Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me do it
I was no moron, I knew it was wrong
and the Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me do it
The Devil didn't make me do it
Any other day, I'd be seduced by her sway
But the Devil didn't make me do it
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Sunfire Rally
03:55
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Get your engine clean, it's the Sunfire Rally
Blue, red and green, it's gotta be seen
Take a shitbox sedan, strap on a fart can
Get your navigator, sooner than later
There'll be carnage, the red barn is
Going to go down in flames
Rattle the cattle, get in the saddle
Strattle the shifter paddle until 'till the final battle-babe!
Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally
Hit the gate at quarter to eight, don't hesitate
Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally
Make it to the Sunfire - Make it to the Sunfire
Rally, tonight!
The Sniffer is his name, he is insane
Has a tambourine in place of a brain
His lunch is saltines between sardines
His Sunfire's equipped and ready to rip
Binaural Bill is his greatest rival
He'll do anything for his car's survival
Divorced the wife and Moses'd the kids
Spent eighty hours last night watching ASMR vids
PPOMO, Latte
Anything to save him from going crazy
Shanny, Charlotte
Whisper in my ear 'till the goosebumps appear and we're clear
Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally
Play my AC/DC mix, for an open chord fix
Sunfire Rally, Sunfire Rally
Pontiac, chicken wrap, 8-track, who's the Mack?
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Little Latvia
02:58
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Lovely Little Latvia
You're a treasure none can hold
Though you're not made of sand
You still slip right through my hand
Saw your milk cows running free
To the pastures of the sky
Making me a sheepdog
When you do that smile sly
Little Latvia - Little Latvia
Baltic baby girl
Little Latvia - Little Latvia
Keep it all for me
Your nightgown sewed with stiches gold
Leaves little to imagine
From a top your Spanish Castle
You got me floating round and round
A sight men would pay to see
With their plastic ecstasy
Good boys ready to give
Three digits and expiry
Tonight it's just you and me
But this love is hardly free
There's a hole in my soul you took
Drifting far down your sea
Little Latvia - Little Latvia
Baltic baby girl
Little Latvia - Little Latvia
Keep it all for me
Little Latvia - Little Latvia
Baltic baby girl
Little Latvia - Little Latvia
Keep it all for me
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Oh now you've waited too long, and each day's harder to get along
So you wonder when you're back, if it's possible to get on track
Oh you think too far ahead
and the day when you're dead
You'll wonder why you never stopped
To enjoy the time you got
World End Mika can never drop
Her body keeps moving but her brain won't stop
World End Mika is down the line
She can never just be here and fine
Oh now you've gone along, but you've living this life wrong
No don't wish for future days, wait and see how second plays
Oh you think too far ahead
and the day when you're dead
You'll wonder why you never stopped
To enjoy the time got
World End Mika can never drop
Her body keeps moving but her brain won't stop
World End Mika is down the line
She can never just be here and fine
Mika, it's coming to the time
When everything just falls in line
The reminder of the flowered casket
Everyday you must bask in it
Run run run there's no time
Run run run there's no time
World End Mika can never drop
Her body keeps moving but her brain won't stop
World End Mika is down the line
She can never just be here and fine
World End Mika can never stop
World End Mika can never stop
World End Mika can never stop
World End Mika!
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I swear to God I'm serious
This ain't a Love Gun situation
'cuz I got no time for innuendo
So won't you please believe me babe
I can't explain how I got it
You know every piece of tech is tapped
and Obama'd throw me in prison
But girl you know my mission
I got something for you
That you've always wanted to ride
I'm gonna park it double wide
Stop laughing, are you five?
Take a ride inside
My Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
There's plenty room, no lie
It's my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
Yes my dream car's an '80 Z28
and driving land yachts is my personality trait
But wait until you get a feel
For my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
"Drive My Car" ain't about cars
But this song is literal
I got the keys so I'mma
Hotdogger and drive
I was pelted with mustard
By some Albertan bastard
and now I'm being chased by the law
In beautiful Moose Jaw
Skipper is on the wiener cycle
and Snoopy's in the hot dog plane
and we need a driver for the Wie-MW
Is that you?
Take a ride inside
My Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
There's plenty room, no lie
It's my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
There's a bed, a toilet and even a stove
and of course there's hotdogs coming out the nose
Nobody can possible hate this thing
It's the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
Sir we have you surrounded
Step outside the sandwich
Oh my God, he just called it a sandwich
That's a score for the team!
I have to phone Skipper and tell him
That he was wrong, wrong, wrong
Before we rip through this tunnel
and we're gone, gone, gone
EAT THIS!
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College Cosplay Meeting
02:53
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Taco Time, Super Beef was on my mind
The paradigm, shifted somewhere down the line
Because the freaks, were out, in broad daylight
I shrieked, and dropped, my sodie pop
College cosplay meeting, Haruhi at the door greeting
College cosplay meeting, at lunchtime
Fairy Tail, tattoo on Erza's behind
Without fail, Naruto fans cross the line
and the Death Note, was sitting, on the table
Jibun wo!, was playing, from C.C.'s cable
College cosplay meeting, Sousuke Sagara greeting
College cosplay meeting, at lunchtime
College cosplay meeting, melon pan for the feeding
College cosplay meeting, at Taco Time
College cosplay meeting, Bleach fans got me retreating
College cosplay meeting, at lunchtime
Azusa, Tamaki, Black Rock Shooter
Kumiko, Tamako, Kagami, Kyou
Luffy, Piccolo, Ichigo, Natsu
Amuro ~ Furimukanaide ~
Simon, Kamina, Yoko
Usagi, Sakura, Riko
and don't you dare forget Yoshiko
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Not Imprezed
04:40
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You asked on Yahoo Answers
Will chicks dig my WRX?
Your blue bomber is an alarmer
But it'll break just like a toy
Tokyo Drift ruined our generation
Need For Speed did us in
I'll take classic over plastic
So let the barrage begin
In the Honda Civic 3 AM
Gotta get the ketamine, eggs and ham
Pick a lucky ticket in a quick minute
These Subaru drivers won't get with it
Revving on the redline going real fast
RPM needle bursting from the dash
They got Trap hi-hats from the stereo
It ain't my music but uh
Nice Impreza, but I'm unimpressed with you
Yellow decals, rally blue
Bug eyed baby with the biggest spoiler
Everybody dies, the end
The main point of it all
Is to give up power to the masters, baby
We're all ants, above a looming shovel
Who cares, let's have some fun
Green light flashed, the Subu passed
Civic shifted first, and suddenly burst
Yoda ass down on the highway pavement
Jumped into a Camry to keep on racing
Green man at the wheel, call it Joyoda
Hit the gas, it's what I told you
See those Impreza tail lights red
and this is what I said
Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed with you
Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed in you
Bug eyed baby with the biggest spoiler
Everybody dies in the end
Commercialism is always winning
My brand versus your brand
But we lose in the end
Our only purpose is to spend spend spend!
Biting Kit Kats give you the wrap
Need a shot of gasoline to keep my mind clean
Park your Impreza in a casket no less
'Cuz you know Joyoda is the best
Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed with you
Nice Imperza, but I'm unimpressed in you
Bug eyed baby with the biggest spoiler
Everybody dies in the end
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Hall Of Fame
02:59
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Take me to the hall of fame
Hang my Telecaster on the wall
I could be the Rock 'n Roll 99
But you won't say that at all
Artists like us don't do it for cash
But if someone's paying I'm playing
Music is a game of shit 'n run
and if it don't flush then it's staying
I'd make joyful Pop music, if I could
But in the end all I know, is Rock 'n Roll
So I grip my guitar pick
As tight as Bon Scott's jeans
I'm going to make a melody
Easy as canned beans
If a tree falls then it makes a sound
But if no one's near to hear it
Does it really even exist?
Or is it just wasted spirit
Why, do we try - If it's only for ourselves
What you, don't understand - is the celebration of creation
Hall, of fame - I'll make a spot for you
and I, hope you will - Save a spot, a spot for me, for me, for me
and my Rock 'n Roll
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Kurtis Kanttila
The Rock 'n Roll stylings of instinct.
Kurtis Kanttila is a guitarist, drummer, songwriter and singer from Northern Ontario who makes music to express his personality, longings and mundane fascinations.
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