There is no time to be wasting, get on my Greyhound bus There is a gold rush, up in Nunavut Get your pick axe and join me I was sitting on the couch when your bus smashed through my house I hope all of this gold, can repair my living room Oh well, do you need dynamite? You better bet your life All of us are about to make a killing We'd better hurry 'cuz the clock is ticking Before the highway's full, we'd better go They picked me up Kenora, we went through Manitoba I had a wartime flashback, oh well that's all in my past The road is getting snowy The wind is really blowing Speed limits we seem to be forgoing I'm just a tourist in Edmonton Taking in the landmarks of the nation I think that's my bus waiting Over here at the gas station Road trip, road trip, road trip, road trip Better get flying, 'cuz there's gold to be mining On this road trip One Hell of an absolutely smashing Canadian road trip Come on hit the gas, the Yukon we just passed, get over this hill and- I am Frozona, wizard of the North With pick axes and bombs you've come forth To take the resources of this land and now I shall curse you, with the wave of my... Not so fast, now I'm cooking with gas Wizard of Ice, I'm going to toast your ass Skin graft, is what you're gonna need you little dweeb I'm here to mine and you'll never st... Our bus broke down and we escaped A terrible Ice Wizard fate Now on foot we do embark The snowy lands of ol' Denmark, ol’ Denmark Sorry folks, it seems to me Terry don’t know Geography This is Northern Canada I hope you got the stamina, here we go Nunavut Gold Rush We ain’t got the bus Nunavut Gold Rush Tell me why did I go, I could really use a beer You can cry all you want, but the gold is near I would rather be at home Then on an arctic plain to roam It’s just another mile now There it is! Um, guys, we got a problem Nunavut Gold Rush It wasn’t there for us Nunavut Gold Rush Tell me why did we go, the Americans came first They took every last drop, of gold and snow, I’m cursed Nunavut Gold Rush Nothing but a bust Nunavut Gold Rush We got back to the bus, and I did not believe it On the smashed windshield, there was a parking ticket