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Meet this dude, he couldn't be anymore rude
He sits eating pizza, in his underwear
If you talk about Batman, he's going to defeat you
Don't make a mistake, he's got an encyclopedia brain

"Actually, that happened, in issue 222"
Ya but actually, you've never had a shower, have you?

He went to the mall, and he was right on the ball
Challenging girls wearing Metallica shirts
"Name three albums and the bassist after Cliff Williams"
and I said wait, that's the guy from AC/DC!

"Actually, I don't care, you're a fake fan
Unlike me, who owns their tour van"
(In 1/12th scale!)

After that whole scene, he was feeling alone
So I made him a profile, on Plenty of Fish
He was caught by this lady with a Hogwarts tattoo
He didn't really like but I said, what are you gonna do?

You won't find, someone who's just like you
and if you did, you would hate her guts, that's true!
So buddy finally met that girl and I nearly threw a fit
When he put on some pants and washed his armpits

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from Earthshaker (EP), released March 18, 2022

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Kurtis Kanttila

The Rock 'n Roll stylings of instinct.

Guitarist, drummer, bassist, songwriter and singer.

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