I swear to God I'm serious
This ain't a Love Gun situation
'cuz I got no time for innuendo
So won't you please believe me babe

I can't explain how I got it
You know every piece of tech is tapped
and Obama'd throw me in prison
But girl you know my mission

I got something for you
That you've always wanted to ride
I'm gonna park it double wide
Stop laughing, are you five?

Take a ride inside
My Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
There's plenty room, no lie
It's my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile

Yes my dream car's an '80 Z28
and driving land yachts is my personality trait
But wait until you get a feel
For my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile

"Drive My Car" ain't about cars
But this song is literal
I got the keys so I'mma
Hotdogger and drive

I was pelted with mustard
By some Albertan bastard
and now I'm being chased by the law
In beautiful Moose Jaw

Skipper is on the wiener cycle
and Snoopy's in the hot dog plane
and we need a driver for the Wie-MW
Is that you?

Take a ride inside
My Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
There's plenty room, no lie
It's my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile

There's a bed, a toilet and even a stove
and of course there's hotdogs coming out the nose
Nobody can possible hate this thing
It's the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile

Sir we have you surrounded
Step outside the sandwich

Oh my God, he just called it a sandwich
That's a score for the team!
I have to phone Skipper and tell him
That he was wrong, wrong, wrong
Before we rip through this tunnel
and we're gone, gone, gone

EAT THIS!