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The Tragedy Of Mr. Steak

from Post America by Kurtis Kanttila

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Mr. Steak for when you make a mistake and have to barbecue
Your family

She sent him our for napkin rings
Who even knows those kinda things
He bought the wrong ones, but his wife said it was fine

But Mr. Steak can't make mistakes so he barbecued his wife
The neighbhours came for a BBQ so he had to take their lives

In the kerfuffle, knocked over the grill
Now the police, fire and news spill
All the exposure, just more for the dying

Mr. Steak must cover up his mistakes now that word of mouth is flying
From Town to County, City to Valley, everyone is frying

The number of victims is starting to gain
Does he need charcoal or propane
He's adding some spices, and a hint of lime

Mr. Steak!
Why did you have to kill your family?
Mr. Steak!
You didn't have to but you did

Mr. Steak has barbecued all of America
Like a Dad he sighs
Planning out his world tour
and Ontario, it's time!

Mr. Steak had to kill but his barbecue could no longer grill
So he sets his sights on the sun, now his job is done

Mr. Steak for when you make a mistake and have to murder our planet
Mr. Steak for when you make a mistake and have to murder our planet

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from Post America, released July 25, 2018

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