Topeka, Kansas Corn Heist

from From Dreams by Kurtis Kanttila

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So many years away from my old crime trails
I busted out of the Yellowknife jail
So I went fishing, dreaming of younger days
That’s when the Finncraft came ripping my way

We’re known all around our crimes are cereal
Vanish in the air we’re all mysterious
Gonna grab a kernel make a crop circle
Gonna get us some Kansas corn

I have the greatest plan for what our crew should steal
It's time to burgle an entire corn field
Hop in the van, we're headin' to the USA
We're taking home our own all-you-can-eat buffet!

Pick all the corn, pick all the corn
I want the corn

Cockadoodle, it’s time to move, staked out the joint for a day or two
Our sacks are ready gotta couple machetes, and there’s plenty gas in the tank
Know the whole place like the back of our hand, we know where to go if things get bad
We gonna jack something precious and gold some good ol’ Kansas Corn

Just want that corn, just want that corn
I want the corn

Calling shotgun coz they've got shotguns
they're shooting at us so we gotta run
The hounds are coming and they're pretty mad
coz we gotta couple corbs in the can

And now the heist is done without a fail
Alright but why is the army on our trail?
Where is the rocket launcher in this ol’ van?
Should’a never let you talk me into this oh man!

Topeka Kansas Corn Heist!
Topeka Kansas Corn Heist!
Topeka Kansas Corn Heist!
Topeka Kansas Corn Heist!

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from From Dreams, released March 12, 2021

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