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(Do Fear) The Soccer Mothers

from Karki 5​:​15 by Kurtis Kanttila

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These soccer moms will never quit
Shake your hand when it's covered in spit
Rip the hairs from your head
The grass was green they wanna paint it red
Tried of driving the kids to school
Get out the way Billy, Momma's coming through
Paid off the ref with home baked cupcakes
Little does he know it was made in an Easy Bake

Watch out for soccer mothers
Look out girls you better run for cover
Watch out for soccer mothers
Just like Baracus said “there’s no other”

Turning goal tenders into chicken tendies
Rip off the limbs sell 'em to Wendy's
Now their friends run a syndicate
Placing bets, in it to win it
Wild cougars become mob enforcers
Use the earnings to buy new Porsches
"If you don't throw the match Ethyl
Your kids about to become the next Daredevil!"

Watch out for soccer mothers
Look out girls you better run for cover
Watch out for soccer mothers
Fork corks onto the field

Never trust girls named after cars
Mercedes? A bunch of stuck up ladies
Caprice? Get yourself a Roadmaster atleast
And Ferrari? Well, I’m sorry

Who would of guessed these local leagues
Could be so full of sleaze
Money, lives and wine on the line
It's another FIFA baby
FUCK-IN' FRIDAY AFTERNOON
GET IT!

Here they go kicking and screaming
Bend it like Barbara, got you cheering
But at the end of the Double Duran song
The unbridable team comes along
Last bell of the game, zero to eight
The mothers served their behinds on a plate
Much like golf they could never play soccer
It was just an excuse to be an alcoholic

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from Karki 5​:​15, released March 1, 2023

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The Rock 'n Roll stylings of instinct.

Guitarist, drummer, bassist, songwriter and singer.

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