He's making that Subway sandwich, handful of Italian bun
She's looking for a man which, eclipses the sun

Clock striking dame charming hour (Watch him align that cheese)
Chef Boyardee takes a bows for (The artist who how to please)

Baby falling for the man, at Subway not planned
Just wanted a sandwich to feed
A strong appetite, but the way he moved was so right
Now she's taking a ride

Impala not SS, ripped seats and never working heat, exterior not the best
But that girl's a fan of the man with dexed up hands
Toasting that heart up, damn

He's taking her home to meet the kitties, Anime girls
With big ol'-Diddy Kong on the N64, time to see what that third prong's for

She said strawberries and cream (Slid off her dress strap)
And he said I know what you mean (and got hot in the lap)

When he grabbed his Little Caesars, Fat Albert procedures
Covered that shit in sugar
She was on the bed, on the floor her dress of red
But he didn't see it at all

Girl you just fell in love with a dude who doesn't know anything lewd
He only cares about food and retro games played on a tube

He doesn't, do any laundry - He only, showers on a Sundayn
No beer, no weed for him - It's only, Heresy's and Slim Jim's
He's the kind of guy who's favorite Kobayashi character is Kanna
Hana autographs, had a Kyoto trip to see Tamako
Marketplace no fees, remember the cheese, he placed her on her knees
She said "do as you please" and he fired up Angel Beats

Tonight - Tonight
My soul, GirlDeMo
Tonight - Tonight
Moon Stick her flick of the switch which witch should Yamada pick
Seiko mori’ Musume makes Paul Say Say Say

You fell for the guy - Who's Mother makes him pie
For breakfast meals
No Sawako sweetness - Blushing for her first kiss
Just the crumbs of a sandwich

Don’t doubt what he’s about, this dude survived the Endless Eight
Weekly, her knees buckled weakly as he cosplayed Miyu from Fate

Sandwich artists of the world unite and bake over